3 bancuri + al patrulea “cado”!

Posted: December 19, 2011 in Just For Fun
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Cum poţi face mai frumoasă o zi de luni, ploioasă şi friguroasă? Relativ simplu! Mie mi-a ieşit cu ajutorul uneia dintre colegele de birou! Şi nu … NU este ceea ce gândiţi voi!🙂

Am primit un mail cu bancuri, din care am ales 3 pentru a le da mai departe! O alegere făcută poate şi sub efectul ştirilor privind eventuale, viitoare, posibile … restructurări!🙂🙂🙂

Cum poti sa excelezi la birou?

Pasul 1: Deschizi un Excel.
Pasul 2: Incepi sa excelezi.

 

IT job People’s Designations

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t Need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

 

Banc cu project manageri

Care sunt fazele realizarii unui proiect?
1. Entuziasm.
2. Sudoare.
3. Deznadejde.
4. Cautarea vinovatilor.
5. Pedepsirea nevinovatilor.
6. Premierea celor care n-au avut nicio treaba cu proiectul.

 

O zi obisnuita de lucru

Te trezesti,
Nokia, Colgate, Nescafe, Hochland, Orbit.
Renault, Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia.
McDonalds, Coca-Cola, Orbit.
Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia. Renault.
Tuborg.
Tuborg.
Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg.
Nokia… Nokia.
Durex.
Colgate.
Te culci.

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